
Omg please
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Omg please

Siiiigh

(via thatpunnyguy)

“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
get this away from me
Holy fuck
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
(via witchyroses)
(via witchyroses)
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
(via pizza)

The wait is over. Get your tickets for Man of Steel now: http://bit.ly/MOStickets
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
(via get-back-to-hogwarts)
#8453ac