dickfaerie: adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic lol. haha. youre so funny. youre so hot. of course i dont hate you.
The problems of writing
agent257: pitchblack-the-nightmare-king: Having a Beginning Having an Ending But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!? HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING WHAT IS A PLOT WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS WHAT IS WRITING And most importantly: HOW DO I TITLE
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
lameborghini: girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
The heart of man is very much like the sea, it has its storms, its tides and its...– Vincent Van Gogh (via suntanintexas)
Me: I'm just so tired of being alone.
God: But you're not alone.
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
314eater: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT STUFFED ANIMALS TO CUDDLE WITH